Estrovite Delight
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Apple Juice
Pour into martini shaker with ice. Get some arm exercise. Shake, shake, shake. Pour into a martini glass. Place a pineapple wedge on the side of the martini glass.
Barbie's Breakdown
2 oz. Rum
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1/2 oz. of Grenandine
1/2 oz. of Fresh Lime
Fill a Low Ball glass with ice. Add ingredients and stir. If you have some old Barbie accessaries (i.e. high heels) hang these on the side of the glass. For high degree breakdowns, you may also want to consider posting Barbie's head on the end of the straw.
Hypnotic Tonic
2 oz. Hypnotic Liqueur
2 oz. Coconut Rum
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
Pour into martini shaker with ice. Shake, shake, shake. Pour into a martini glass. For added hypnotic effect, add a glow stick to the drink.
Sirena Libre
4 oz. Sailor Jerry Rum
4 oz. Diet Dr. Pepper
1/4 Lime
Fill High Ball glass with ice. Add rum and diet Dr. Pepper. Squeeze the line and throw in the rind.
Mrs. Claus’s Valium
1 1/2 c. coffee ice cream (we prefer Haagen Daz)
1/2 banana
1/3 c. Kahlua
1/3 c. light Rum
Whipped cream
Nutmeg
Candy cane (optional)
Chop up the banana - you know, the ones you bought for those health food drinks. Put everything into a blender and blend (that's what blenders do, you know). Pour into a red wine glass and top with whipped cream and nutmeg. Stick a candy cane in it if you must.
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Apple Juice
Pour into martini shaker with ice. Get some arm exercise. Shake, shake, shake. Pour into a martini glass. Place a pineapple wedge on the side of the martini glass.
Barbie's Breakdown
2 oz. Rum
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1/2 oz. of Grenandine
1/2 oz. of Fresh Lime
Fill a Low Ball glass with ice. Add ingredients and stir. If you have some old Barbie accessaries (i.e. high heels) hang these on the side of the glass. For high degree breakdowns, you may also want to consider posting Barbie's head on the end of the straw.
Hypnotic Tonic
2 oz. Hypnotic Liqueur
2 oz. Coconut Rum
2 oz. Pineapple Juice
Pour into martini shaker with ice. Shake, shake, shake. Pour into a martini glass. For added hypnotic effect, add a glow stick to the drink.
Sirena Libre
4 oz. Sailor Jerry Rum
4 oz. Diet Dr. Pepper
1/4 Lime
Fill High Ball glass with ice. Add rum and diet Dr. Pepper. Squeeze the line and throw in the rind.
Mrs. Claus’s Valium
1 1/2 c. coffee ice cream (we prefer Haagen Daz)
1/2 banana
1/3 c. Kahlua
1/3 c. light Rum
Whipped cream
Nutmeg
Candy cane (optional)
Chop up the banana - you know, the ones you bought for those health food drinks. Put everything into a blender and blend (that's what blenders do, you know). Pour into a red wine glass and top with whipped cream and nutmeg. Stick a candy cane in it if you must.
Better Than Sex Cocktail
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Tequila
½ oz Cherry liqueur
1 oz. Orange juice
1 oz. Sprite
Cherry
Pour ingredients and ice into a shaker of some sort – martini shaker, giant salt shaker, blender, whatever works for you – and shake. Pour over ice and add a fancy straw. Garnish with a cherry, serve, and drink up!
Blubber Embracer (a.k.a. Vegas Bomb)
Fill your high ball glass with ice
Add:
½ cup Red Bull
1 oz. Malibu Rum
1 oz. Crown Royal
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Stir and drink!
Pale Pussy Martini
1 oz. Strawberry vodka
1 oz. Sweet and sour mix
1 oz. Sprite
Splash of cranberry juice
Shake it all up and serve in a sugar-rimmed martini glass.
Shake & garnish with celery stick, lime slice and olives.
The Dildo Drop
Blubber Embracer (a.k.a. Vegas Bomb)
Fill your high ball glass with ice
Add:
½ cup Red Bull
1 oz. Malibu Rum
1 oz. Crown Royal
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Stir and drink!
Pale Pussy Martini
1 oz. Strawberry vodka
1 oz. Sweet and sour mix
1 oz. Sprite
Splash of cranberry juice
Shake it all up and serve in a sugar-rimmed martini glass.
Raging Hormone
Fill a 16 oz. glass with ice
Fill a 16 oz. glass with ice
Pour in
1 oz. Vodka
3/4 cup Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix
2 Tbls olive juice & throw in a couple
Dash of dill
Dash of celery salt
2 drops Tabasco
2 drops Worcestershire
½ teaspoon of horseradish
½ teaspoon of chopped fresh jalapenos
Squeeze in ¼ lime
1Tbls fresh cilantro
3/4 cup Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix
2 Tbls olive juice & throw in a couple
Dash of dill
Dash of celery salt
2 drops Tabasco
2 drops Worcestershire
½ teaspoon of horseradish
½ teaspoon of chopped fresh jalapenos
Squeeze in ¼ lime
1Tbls fresh cilantro
Shake & garnish with celery stick, lime slice and olives.
The Dildo Drop
3 oz. Absolute Citron
3 oz. Sweet & Sour (or lemonade)
Sugar the rim of two low ball cocktail glasses & garnish w/a lemon. Shake w/ice & distribute evenly.
