You know it's time for a party when....
- You can’t remember what a hangover feels like
- There are cobwebs on your 4 inch heels
- Your mother-in-law, who has been living with you, says that she hates parties
- You still have several unopened bottles of liquor given to you as gifts over the years
- Your last party was your daughter's 1st birthday and she is now 10
- You have the classic Farrah Fawcett haircut in all of your last party pictures
- Your party clothes are 2 sizes smaller than you are now
- The only dance steps you know are the Hustle and YMCA
