Apr 7, 2020

Bonjour from Quarantaine

Posted by Tonia at Tuesday, April 07, 2020
By Tonia

Anyone who knows me knows I love to travel. I love to see new places; I love to meet new people; I love to have adventures and tell stories about them afterwards. I recently went to Panama and was planning a trip to Spain and Morocco but…..well…..The Rona.

Living alone and being housebound is kind of the antithesis of all that I love. But I’ve tried to make the best of it. I’ve now counted all the change in my change jar, removed the dog hair from every piece of clothing in my closet, exfoliated my face and feet, read the backs of all my canned goods, plucked all the hair within an inch of my eyebrows…......

So I decided to take a trip. In…my…own…house. Destination: HME

I put on one of those dog hair-free outfits, grabbed my backpack and told Remington to get ready for our vacation (which, by the way, meant that my dog hair-free outfit now had dog hair). We headed straight to the museum (living room) for a viewing of the art.

It wasn’t exactly the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. Hell, it wasn’t even like the Dog Collar Museum in England. It’s theme was more like Affordable Art for the social worker on a budget. As we strolled around the room, I found myself more fascinated by the new cracks in my walls than the art. Remington wanted to know if the pictures of trees were available for peeing.

Next we went to the beach (bathroom). I put on my bathing suit and went for a swim. I couldn’t really swim very far out but Remington kept an eye on me from the beach (bathroom rug). Fortunately I didn’t get my hair wet.

After all that activity we were pretty hungry so we stopped by a little bistro (back yard) and had a snack and some wine. Remington doesn’t usually drink wine (especially out of a glass) but he did don his French beret and try to bark in French. It was a fabulous ending to a very constricted vacation. But, hey, I’m doin’ the best I can.

For your next girlfriends’ get together, hop on Zoom and share your most hilarious vacation experiences!

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a delight you are!! Jay from OKC...

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