“Sex is
like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it
is going to last.” From Murphy’s Laws of Love
Today’s blog is about unusual sex laws that
are still on the books. Pay close attention as these laws may be applicable in
your state and you do not want to be arrested. I, personally, look terrible in
orange.
In Bozeman, Montana, it's illegal to have intercourse with a person of the
opposite sex on the front lawn after sundown if the participants are nude. I
think you can get around this one if you have sex with someone of the same sex
… or leave at least one sock on.
The entire state
of New Mexico does not allow a couple to
have sex in a parked vehicle
during their lunch breaks and if the vehicle has curtains. For God’s sake, take
those curtains down! Let us watch!
In Cleveland, Ohio, a woman may not wear patent-leather shoes and a skirt at the
same time because a man might see the reflection of her va-jay-jay in her
shoes. This law brings shoe porn to a whole new level. My thoughts: if you’re
wearing patent-leather, tap dance your way through the day. Hard to catch a
reflection that way.
In Clinton, Oklahoma, it’s illegal to masturbate while watching two people have
sex in a car. Maybe those New Mexicans can send their car curtains. Other
advice: see if the couple will move to the lawn. After all, it’s not Bozeman,
Montana!
In Willowdale, Oregon, men must pay a fine if they talk 'dirty' during sex. Since
this law is gender specific to men, I think we’re OK here, ladies. Talk as
dirty as you like!
According to the law in Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to
shoot off a gun while his female
partner has an orgasm. Wow. Not even sure what to say here. WTF???
For your next girlfriends’ get-together be
sure to have some Sex-on-the-Beach (if it’s not illegal in your state, of
course!). Here’s our recipe:
Sex on the Beach:
Pour the following into a shaker with ice
cubes:
1.5 oz of vodka
1 oz of peach schnapps
2 oz of orange juice
2 oz of cranberry juice
Shake well; strain into a glass; garnish with
an orange slice and maraschino cherries. Enjoy!! (But don’t be shooting off any
guns when you drink!)
1 comments:
Wow! Stunning collection of laws there. It's fun to wonder just what exact events prompted those laws to be made (events, or perhaps just fantasies, huh?) Drink sounds yummy too....
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