by Anna
"I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid
down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes." – Stephen Wright
One favorite
car and another boyfriend later I find myself relocating and downgrading again
.... I mean, downSIZING again. Downsizing - not downgrading - Must.
Remember. And, while the tiny house movement is popular, there are lots of us
who already live in tiny homes - called efficiency apartments. I’m thinking the
only way I could live in less square footage is to commit a felony.
But how do
you know when you live in an efficiency apartment? Let me tell you!
-- The top
of your fridge is your pantry
-- The only
place to store your pots and pans is in the oven
-- A toaster
or microwave would have to be duct taped to the wall because there’s no counter
space
-- There’s
only one vent to heat and cool the place
-- The
refrigerator has one rack
-- Three
light switches control everything
-- The front
door and the back door are the same
-- Your best
friend walks in for the first time and now it's crowded
-- You
always know when your neighbors are makin' up and breakin' up
At least
this winter I won't have a heating bill. I can just light a candle. But I'm not
sure of the dating protocol here. If the two of us meet in the hallway, which
one of us is supposed to back up?
For your
next girlfriends’ get-together have a “small” party with a few friends and tiny
hor d’oeuvres. Discuss the “small” things that matter in your lives. And fix
this fabulous Mini Mango Moscato - pour into shot glasses.
Mini Mango Moscato
4 oz moscato
2 oz white
rum
2 oz mango
juice
1 lime
Shake moscato, rum & mango
juice with ice until very well chilled. Pour into shot glasses. Add a squeeze
of lime. Makes 5.
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