Aug 21, 2011

WTF Are You Even Saying??

Posted by Tonia at Sunday, August 21, 2011
By Anna

TY: Thank you
BTW: By the way
NP: No problem
IMP: In my opinion
LOL: Laughing out loud
ROTFLMAO: Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
RTFM: Read the fucking manual
TIA: Thanks in advance
OMW: On my way
WTSDS = Where the sun don't shine
WITFITS = What in the f*** is this sh**
WEG = Wicked evil grin

This may be an old topic – like back to elementary school - but I want to talk about English. I tell ya, keeping up with the entire text/chat lingo has my head spinning/clicking – and my spelling going to shit. I’m not sure I can even keep up. It seems like a new acronym is born every two seconds by people that spend way too much time on their phone/computer.

I have an ambivalent relationship with text chat. Part of me says, If you can’t take two extra seconds to type the word then maybe you should send your message when you’re not so damn busy. And your short hand doesn’t save me any time. If I have to Google “IMHO” just to know that you stated “In my humble opinion” you just wasted my time & I already read your opinion, thank you very much…

The other part of me says, “Bring it on! I’m cool!” So here are a few acronyms that I would like to contribute:

NEJ: Not Even Joking
FWIPTC: Forgot Where I Parked the Car
HML: Hormonal
DA: Douche Alert
S5C: Stage Five Clinger (AKA Stalker/ guy that can’t take a hint)

Have a girlfriend get-together and come up with some of your own acronyms. Might even be useful – like getting your girlfriend out of an awkward situation. You could say, “Hey, did you ever drop off that PA?” Translation: “Psycho Alert!” & it’s time to get the hell out of here.

Here is our recipe for the T³ (Time Taxing Texter)

The T³ (Time Taxing Texter)
1 cup ice cubes
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger vodka
2 fluid ounces cranberry juice
1 fluid ounce grapefruit juice

Directions: Fill a HBG with IC. Pour in the VDKA, CJ, and GFJ; stir to MX.

Oh, need a translation? Fill a highball glass with ice cubes. Pour in the vodka, cranberry juice, and grapefruit juice; stir to mix! DUH!





2 comments:

Teri Esse on August 30, 2011 at 2:06 AM said...

Did u forget the all time female cry? Ohhh maybe this isnt too PG13....hmm. Maybe I shouldnt even post this...but ...shhhh .....between us girls. Im quite sure alot of us women have said this:

YITWH

Tranlation: (Your in the wrong hole) EOW!

Tonia on September 1, 2011 at 9:15 PM said...

ROTFLMAO

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