Give Me An O

By Tonia

 “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ” – Betty Friedan

Have you heard about women having orgasms during childbirth or while breastfeeding? Yep. Odd, but sorta’ understandable. Weirder than those are the Big Os that some women get while having their hair cut (called Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response). I want to do a research project on these women; my hypothesis would be that none of them wear long hair. Think there's funding for this?

Another fascinating climax producer for some women is yawning (oh, geez, suddenly I’m feeling really sleepy….). But it seems that this phenomenon only happens for some women on the anti-depressant, Clomipramine. Maybe I'll visit a psychiatrist soon….

And some women have reported having orgasms while brushing their teeth. (Before or after flossing?) And still others have admitted they can cum if someone tickles their navels or if they exercise (if only!).

None of these is true for me but … well … uh … I may still fall into the OO (Odd Orgasm) group. As a child I discovered that I can have an orgasm if I run barefooted on something cold. Yep. Got busted on this a couple years ago when a girlfriend and I were in California and I jerked off (pun intended) my shoes and ran down the beach. When I returned she asked if I was OK as my face was flushed and she had heard me squeal. Well, no, not exactly. But there was this other tingling…..

So here are some facts about women’s orgasms. I can’t promise you orgasms while running on a cold surface but here’s to getting a better bang for your……well, bang:

     (1) Women’s orgasm intensity is related to orgasm frequency. In other words, the more often you cum, the better it feels. Now that’s a win-win proposition!

     (2) Women’s orgasms are stronger when there is a longer arousal build-up. (“Slow down there, Partner!”)

     (3) Women in committed relationships tend to climax more frequently than women who are just hooking up. We gotta’ feel it in lots of ways!

     (4) Women have more intense orgasms when their vaginal muscles are strong. Kegels are your friend.

So, for your next girlfriends’ get-together have a sex toy party, share best orgasm stories and serve Screaming Orgasm shooters. You're welcome.

SCREAMING ORGASM

1 oz. vodka

1.5 oz irish cream (Bailey’s)

.5 oz coffee liqueur (Kahlua)

*NOTE: Only use good quality vodka as cheaper brands may cause the Bailey's to curdle.