Jul 23, 2015

Is Your Betty Ready?

Posted by Tonia at Thursday, July 23, 2015
by Tonia

“My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.” - Jarod Kintz

I recently ran across an ad for hair color –hair color for down there. Yep. Even I was surprised – I mean, who has hair on their Eager-Beavers any more? Not me! Too much hair just makes my camel toe look fat.

I guess the idea originated when someone saw hair dressers sending customers home with small bits of dye used to color their hair to use at home on the ol’ pubes - a batch to match the snatch. Carpet to match the drapes. Shoes to match the purse. Whatever.

The product is on the Betty Beauty website. It says, “get your betty ready.” Who calls their cooch “betty”? And get it ready for what? A perm? A blow dry? A pony tail?

But I was impressed with the all the available colors. Besides the typical hair colors, they also have FUN (hot pink), SEXY (lilac), LOVE (ruby red) and BRIDAL (aqua blue). Maybe I should let the lady garden grow wild so that I can use my bush as a mood ring. You know, change the color so the boyfriend only has to raise my skirt to see what mood I’m in:

BROWN – Feeling like shit. Touch me and die.
BLUE – Feeling kinda’ down, but convince me……
BLOND – Feeling like some fun.
LILAC – I’m open to anything. And I DO mean anything.
RUBY RED – Fuck me NOW!

Hmmmmmm. What are your thoughts? Go ahead and tell us in the comments below.

And, for your next girlfriends’ vagina celebration, add these two games to your party activities after looking at the ideas on our previous blogs HERE and HERE

--- Create cards with all the pictures of the different hair cut styles. Pass them out to everyone and ask them to write a girlfriend’s name on the style that best matches her. Post them or go around the room and explain your choices. Or do the same with the Betty Beauty colors.
--- Create a poster or comment box for everyone to complete the following sentence, “If my vagina could talk, it would say ________________.”





4 comments:

JeSonge on July 24, 2015 at 12:24 AM said...

Hystericall!!! LOVE the pics and the mood ring idea...you might be on to something with this one T.

Betty Buie on July 24, 2015 at 2:23 AM said...

I have never heard it called Betty. I'm not sure if I am flattered or offended! Lol! I loved reading this blog!

Betty Buie on July 24, 2015 at 2:23 AM said...

I have never heard it called Betty. I'm not sure if I am flattered or offended! Lol! I loved reading this blog!

Betty Buie on July 24, 2015 at 2:23 AM said...
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